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Israel to Charge Occupation Victims with “War Crimes”

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"We will not surrender one inch of greater Israel to those goddamned Arab bastards!"

“We will not surrender one inch of greater Israel to those goddamned Arab bastards!”

In the initial post of our new incarnation we have a story so absurd it could only be real. Israeli cabinet member Naftali Bennett has announced to the world that Israel will be pursuing war crimes charges against the Palestinian Authority as response to the PA’s move for international recognition. He has a point, after all, the military forces stationed on the West Bank regularly hunt Palestinian children for sport, when they’re not just kicking the shit out of them, and shoot the sheep out of things. Meanwhile the Jewish colonists in the West Bank live in constant terror that Palestinians will react with violence to their vandalism, gang assault, more gang assault, firebombings, and mosque massacres.

What? That’s not the sort of thing that Herr Bennett has in mind? Well, what else could he mean? Oh dear god, apparently the “war crimes” are that the PA supports the Palestinians trapped in the Gaza prison camp and resist the occupation of the West Bank and the exploding Israeli colonisation. Aren’t military occupation and ethnic cleansing war crimes themselves? I mean shouldn’t the victims of this honky ass bullshit be on sound footing to resist by any means necessary? But, really, all the Palestinian Authority is asking for is what Israel promised them 20 years ago, their own state. Even though by this time Israel has seized more than 3/4 of all the arable land and all the water sources in the West Bank. They still want recognition for what little remains to them after the “peace process” that they are “obstructing” (by objecting to Israeli’s massive settlement program).

Now, riddle me this, why would Bennet object to the PA seeking recognition as a state when the existing peace treaty actually calls for two states? I mean, shouldn’t this be the goal? Oh, that’s right, his vision for the “Palestinian State” is a series of Levantustans under Israeli rule.

How dare this Nazi bastard object to ethnic cleansing!

How dare this Nazi bastard object to ethnic cleansing!

But this isn’t the real problem, my fellow Americans. You are. Yes, that’s right. Because you sit idly by while Israel bulldozes the homes of Palestinians to make way for more colonists, and get outraged when your kids show support for the BDS movement. But not even a little outrage when your legislatures try to criminalize free speech to help out Israel.

Oh, and I haven’t forgot you Christian Zionists out there, you guys are the worst of the worst. Ignoring the New Testament in the mistaken belief that if you just show unquestioning support of Israeli apartheid you can force the second coming to happen in your lifetimes. You nutballs are the biggest problem, because you actually go so far as to help Israeli colonists steal farmland from Palestinians you give cover to loathsome bastards like Neftali Bennett. Israel and its American lobby know that any time America does so much as object to the treatment of the Palestinians that you people will come charging out of the woodwork calling for your fellow Christians to be slaughtered in the name of “Jeeeeeeesus!”

  1. Vote Hillary Clinton in 2016 says:

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