Rooster Penis Prancer Arrested for His Cockadoodledoo
In one of those great examples of someone taking exactly the wrong lesson from an incident, Mr. Cohen claimed that the true victim of the incident was art, as the police arrest prevented his artistic vision from achieving its climax. He also accused the police of manhandling his cock during the arrest. (Our readers will be glad to know that the poor cock is safe after being shipped it off to Normandy to live in a chicken coop.)
However, he did hint that another NtO story may be in his future by expressing his desire to finish his magnum opus. “I’m not saying I’m going to, but my desire is to complete what was incorrectly halted by the authorities”
We can only pray that he’s sincere and that we get a second post out of this story. Art demands it.