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Rooster Penis Prancer Arrested for His Cockadoodledoo

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I think the best thing about this photo is the nuns ignoring the crossdressing chicken as if this was just another day at the Eiffel Tower.

I think the best thing about this photo is the nuns ignoring the crossdressing chicken as if this was just another day at the Eiffel Tower.

In a story that is so perfect that cynics will assume that we’re actually involved Paris courts have convicted a South African performance artist for tying a cock to his cock and dancing at the Eiffel Tower (damnit, I need to revise my bucket list now). Steven Cohen, a 51 year old performance artist, had an artistic vision, which could only be fulfilled by dressing in lingerie, feathers, and heels and dancing. The courts, seemingly sympathetic to Mr. Cohen’s vision, elected to not punish the man though they found him guilty of sexual exhibitionism. Mr. Cohen disputed this saying that his performance “had nothing to do with sexuality”.

In one of those great examples of someone taking exactly the wrong lesson from an incident, Mr. Cohen claimed that the true victim of the incident was art, as the police arrest prevented his artistic vision from achieving its climax. He also accused the police of manhandling his cock during the arrest. (Our readers will be glad to know that the poor cock is safe after being shipped it off to Normandy to live in a chicken coop.)

However, he did hint that another NtO story may be in his future by expressing his desire to finish his magnum opus. “I’m not saying I’m going to, but my desire is to complete what was incorrectly halted by the authorities”

We can only pray that he’s sincere and that we get a second post out of this story. Art demands it.

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